...because the most pressing issue we face today is whether or not we can trace back a circa-1953-ish ordinance which may or may not state we have no freedom to dance in dance halls or elsewhere on a Sunday.
As advertised, the Fort Smith City Board of Directors held another enthralling meeting this evening. The preceding message is the takeaway.
Now, I know how many of you have been waiting 65 years to dance in a dance hall or elsewhere on a Sunday, so let's get out there and sign up for those dance classes!
We're not sponsored by any dance halls or schools, so we won't be making any recommendations.
However, we do highly suggest that you stay away from the Moffett Ballet and always remember to buckle up and drive safely.